Hmmm...after a very uninteresting turn of events, I have landed in London, in transit on my way to Belfast to attend a technical fest of vendors from all over. Pfftt... Have got just a SLR along and haven't yet started using it hence no snaps to keep you interested.
For some weird reason, British Airways decides to start its Bangalore-London direct flight at 6:30 AM Bangalore time. The part of my brain that sometimes reasons out things tried to shed some light on “why”, but couldn’t get too far. One possible explanation was that this flight timing made sense for people who will be catching another flight out of Heathrow. But logically speaking, even if this is a fact, I guess there will be a fat majority of people who will be travelling to London and not beyond. So such travellers will be inconvenienced by the timing. Or maybe there are forces beyond my powers of reasons that are at work here. Who knows? The net result of catching a plane in the wee hours of the morning was I wouldn’t quite sleep the night before and hence couldn’t quite wake up the following day.
The 10 hour flight was as uneventful as it could have been. Rajeev Tewari, colleague and companion extraordinaire, was seated right in front of me. Apparently our travel class was something BA prefers to call “World Traveller Plus”, “World Traveller” being a minor variation to the seating theme. By far, this was the most inconvenient international flight I have boarded (oh forget the IA/AI ones, they should not count). Good that I was too tired to complain. I must have slept 8 out of the 10 hours that I was airborne. Lousy choice of in-flight movies didn’t give me any extra reason to stay awake either. The crew was OK, nothing to add in favour or against them. My new found friend, Lawrence Simpson, dropped by to chat a couple of times and that kind of broke the monotony while I was awake.
The emigration check was not too much of a problem and the official seemed to be quite keen on the “Shantaram” novel that I was carrying. But I must advice that if are travelling to the UK, you better make sure that you have your papers in place. Something there gave me the idea that they won’t exactly roll out a red carpet if you fail to produce any document that they ask for.
A kind looking Spanish taxi driver was waiting for me outside with a Toyota. I jumped onto the front seat to get max view of London as we drove down. Finding Mercure, the hotel where I was put up in, was not a big problem. The driver seemed to Southwark Street and spotting Mercure doesn’t require too much of an effort.
I checked into the room, dumped my luggage and decided to trace the way to our office, lest I have to grope my way through next morning. On the way I thought I will pick up a bite to eat. Unfortunately, I came to know that the people here in Central London take their Sabbaths a bit too seriously as I could not spot a single joint where I could have something to eat. Sure, I was not exactly look at the right place. Maybe I should have gone down the road connecting Waterloo station to Southwark Station. But hey, I am in the middle of a business district with lots and lots of restaurants and pubs flanking the street – but NONE of them were open.
Anyway, I spotted the office easily and made a few phone calls to friends and decided to loaf around till I find some pub. And that I did soon. A neat place called The Stage Door, which derives its name, I guess, from an actual door of a nearby theatre (Old Vic by name). It was a smart little English pub and I decided to try some cider. To be on the safer side, I decided to settle for a half-pint for starters but I kind of liked the taste of cider and gulped down another half pint pretty soon. All this as I was watching a match between Australia and Brazil. Good match that one. But the pub was getting a bit loud and boisterous and I was feeling a little out of place alone, so I decided to retire back to my room.
After a pint of cider and some good live football action, you would expect any man with blood in his veins to be charged up in life about things. Well, I must be a lesser mortal as I came back to the room, saw some of the match that remained and slept again!!!! I think I woke up sometime at 8 o clock in the evening, but I saw it was quite bright and went off the sleep again. Next day, I was told by a friend that I didn’t even wake to receive calls!!!
First day at workNext day, I woke up at 5. And I knew there is no way on Earth I would go back to sleep, not even if I drugged myself. I had enough sleep to go without any more for a week. Anyway, toying with what needs to be done, I finally managed to find my way to the bathroom. After a 15 min struggle with the stubborn shower, I finally managed to tune it to the temperature I wanted.
Next, I dressed up and headed for breakfast. They were charging me around £14 for it, so obviously I expected a full-scale English Breakfast. However, I was quite disappointed to see that there is only cereal and toast available. Surely, there would be bacon and eggs and stuff but there wasn’t anyone to prepare it for me. The waitress waltzed by my table once and filled my cup with some coffee, but that was the last I saw of her. Maybe tomorrow I would catch her and demand a proper breakfast. Watch this space.
So, after some toast and butter and cereals with cold milk, I dashed to the office and soon realised that it could be quite difficult to get into the office without an access card. All my well wishers had forgotten to mention that one needs to pay a visit to the Boundary Row office to get an access card done. Anyway, I had reached there by 8:30, so I suppose I didn’t have too many choices this early. Luckily, I bumped in Alison, who works for Project Office and had been to Bangalore a few weeks back. So that could have given the security guard some assurance that I am not exactly here to steal Symbian property. After some difficulty, I managed to reach the 5th floor but the local security guard was missing. So I decided to hang around till someone came by and a lady sure did come by pretty soon and helped me.
As I was wondering where on Earth does my team sit, I came across a familiar face, that of Laurie – my Mentor-Friend with whom I have had a few good discussion on life, universe and defect status in general. So we did finally meet and he showed me around. Vinatha was also at her desk (which was next to Viv’s).
For the better part of the morning, I was jostling with the Lotus Notes account on my (borrowed) laptop and meeting people as they walked in. The day, by itself was uneventful, though I was to fill in for Graeme as the Defect Co-ordinator for the day. Doug took me and Rajeev over to Relax@Symbian, the cosy (if tiny) restaurant on Boundary Row. I had some chicken curry and rice, which was quite filling, IMHO. Post-lunch we walked down to the riverside, as Doug showed us a few landmarks around.
On return, I was dragged into surprise meeting (since Graeme wasn’t in) and I had to quickly run through dozens of numbers (all of which I forgot by the time the actual meeting started). I don’t think I have been so ill-prepared for any meeting. Anyway, no violence ensued and I moved on to another meeting (the OMA Test Fest meeting). We spend an hour discussing what needs to be done and what went wrong last time, etc.. Not that we got too far with it. But at least it broke some ice, especially with David with whom neither I or Rajeev had interacted much.
Did nothing much through the day, just routine DC work. Left by 6 and went to the riverside with Rajeev and his friend Sanjeev who had shifted to the UK office recently. Tried some Guinness but it wasn’t as big a hit as last day’s cider with me. Anyway, I played along and after spending a couple of hours at the pub, headed back home.
At the Waterloo station, I picked up a HUGE cup of latte which was too much coffee for me to handle. Felt like throwing up all of it by the time I reached my hotel room. Not being very hungry, I thought I will pick up a couple of chicken wings to munch on. I entered some dingy joint off Southwark Station where I found this gang of Indian waiters from God’s own country (Kerala). The main guy was clearly quite excited to see a fellow Indian and before I knew it – he supersized my take away with a couple of extra pieces. Thanks, bro.
Walk back to the hotel was not very exciting either, nor have been the last 2 hours that I have spent in the room. Wondering what to do. That should explain this overlong account of my day. Till later (with hopefully more exciting stuff to report). Cheers…
Labels: Belfast, July 2006, London